am i the only one who refuses to listen to Midnight Memories before it’s RELEASED?!
Midnight memories comes out in eight days. EIGHT DAYS! and you guys can’t fucking wait?! stop leaking their songs, god dammit. this is so inconsiderate. the guys worked hard on this album and you guys are ruining it.
Question to discuss:
have you ever gotten pregnant and your husband thinks its his ?
You: i’ve been pregnant many times
Stranger: Many times
You: 104 to be exact
You: none of which are my husbands’
Stranger: 82 here
You: once you hit 100, you’ll never be the same
Stranger: One more abortion and I get one free
You: i’ve just recently had vaginal reconstruction surgery
You: it’s like a mummy down there
You: if you catch my drift
Stranger: I’m not looking forward to tat
You: it’s not pretty
Stranger: OH well it’s just another challenge of womanhood
You: it’s just so hard
You: men have no idea
You: periods, pms, vaginal reconstruction, abortions
You: it’s a hard knock life
You: i’m just so happy that i’ve finally found someone who gets me, y’know?
Stranger: Yeah we didn’t ask for all this
Stranger: Men don’t even know
Stranger: Same here sista
You: from one fighter to another, never give up
You: i hope you get your free abortion
You: have a wonderful day, babe
In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love. Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what. If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3
Reblog. Every. Single. Time.
I love her xD haha
Mcfly…drummer?! HAHA! FAIL.
am i the only one that can’t insert a link into a post? it’s grayed out…. HELP?!
randall is holding cupcakes
this is gonna be tragic as fuck
Wanna know something better?
The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.
RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.
I’M GONNA HAVE EMOTIONS ABOUT THE BAD GUY AGAIN GODDAMN IT
Misunderstood Randall. All he wanted was friends. see what happens when you’re mean to someone? they decide to destroy your whole life.